I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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