She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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