mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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