did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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