Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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