i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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