I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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