i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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