whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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