i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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