I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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