I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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