yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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