I wish i was in the wii world.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
