My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
