i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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