just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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