I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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