areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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