dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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