Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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