We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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