i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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