im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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