Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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