I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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