i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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