you would pick up someone in the library
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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