i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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