ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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