Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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