i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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