If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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