Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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