I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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