Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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