wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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