"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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