real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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