Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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