I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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