shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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