remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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