I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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