D3 body, D1 cock
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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