Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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