you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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