If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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