How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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