The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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