4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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