I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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